Ixchillvalle
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startingKevin: *just sitting in the plains of nebar on the third moon from sirus 8* "It's nice to relax after a long day."
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Kratos
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"Oh god this has beena long day" complains Kratos. "I am beat. Umm what to do, what to do."
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Ixchillvalle
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>oh god, is that who I think it is. Ix:let me at the bastard. K:no, i suggest we just stay here, if he wants a fight he can be the one to start it. Ix: fine.<
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Kratos
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"Ah its a nice day, Ah!" He tripps on his bad foot "Shit my fight with that last bastard really pissed me off. Hold on i know what to do" kratos sits down and puts a rag in his mouth and snaps his foot into place
[i]CRACK!![/i]
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.....!!" He screams into pain.
He gets back up and keeps walking forward not realizing Kevin was there.
(He didnt know what kevin looked like without Ix). He stops and turns "Hey dont i know you from... Nah" He says and keeps walking forward.
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Ixchillvalle
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"Ix: LET ME SLIT HIS THROAT!!"
"K: shut up you idiot you want to start a fight?"
"Ix: yes"
*kevin starts to stir*
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Kratos
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"What the...?" he turns around and sees the guy standing up looking up at him menacingly
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Ixchillvalle
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"so sorry about this. he just wants to play IXCHILLVALLE!!!"
*same deal, explodes and reforms as metal* "hello there you pitifull little man. we have some unfinished business."
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Kratos
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"sorry im kinda in a hurry. And first of all we need to talk!"
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Ixchillvalle
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"what's there to talk about? And where do you think your going at a time like this."
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Kratos
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"Listen, yeah i got to be somehwere like right now, so yeah, right now is not a good time to fight. But i need to talk to you about why your so angry and so tense all the time, whats wrong in your life?" As he says this kratos gets a suit and Ix is laying on a sofa while Krtos pulls out a notpad and pen.
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Ixchillvalle
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"just for that, I think I'm going to rip out your intestines before I eat you and use them to clean my teeth afterwards. As to your question IM THE EMBODYMENT OF RAGE!!
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Kratos
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"Ok theres the problem with your life, your are full of anger 'ill rip out your intestines' well now tahts not very nice. Ok take this" he injects a traquilizer into Ix to make him stay calm.
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Ixchillvalle
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wtf. you idiot I have no blood. punches kratos in the face.
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Kratos
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"Ok we really need to work this out buddy, i mean you feel tense" he squeezes Ix's arm.
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Ixchillvalle
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I think there's something wrong with you buddy. ooc( kratos, the effing god of war, just got punched in the face and he's asking how I feel. either kratos is now gay or something f'd up.) *sends darkangle spikes throughout kratos's arm.*
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Kratos
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"you see when you hurt people your only hurting yourself" He takes the spike out of his arm and re-heals it. "Yeah umm, id waht your anger becasue something bad might happen" (OOC: Nah im just makin it be a little funny and he is not gay, he is fuckeing jacked, he works out)) "Lay down dont be a worry wort all the time and turn back to this other guy i saw you as" he gestures a transformation "Come on now, explain to me why you have all this rage?"
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Ixchillvalle
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Ix transmutes his arm to a DA blade and decapitates kratos.
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Kratos
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Kratos falls to the ground and his spirit rises "See what you did?"
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Ixchillvalle
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Ix devours Kratos's soul.
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Kratos
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Ix opens up his mouth to talk but you hear, "You see, eating me will get you no where in life buddy"
(OOC: that came out wrong)
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Ixchillvalle
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"Enough of this!"
Banishment to the four corners of Naal.
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Kratos
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"Oh its on bitch!" Says kratos from baal
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