Kratos and Dwat's Life

Ok Caseda i would like to let you know, for the contest it has to be on a site that i own, so yeah it has to go here, so we'll have to copy and paste everything, ill past mine first.

Sorry for the inconvienence. But i still want to work on it, and the contest starts aug. 3 so we gotta hurry and finish it.

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As Kratos walked around looking for some company at this sudden outrage, he didnt see anyone who looked somewhat in an outfit, so he went to his bathhouse to think.
"Why is there noone that will be here with me?" Sighed Kratos
"We will" Said the bath house whores
"No ive already been with you for too long and i think the guy who owns the place is starting to get suspicious" said Kratos
"Oh right he asked us why the baby fountains penis broke off" said the bathhouse whores
"You know what im going to take a walk to see if there is anyone out there besides me, i mean ive got noone, i killed my goddamn wife a kid and i also killed athena and i killed zues (He kills him in the third god of war)"
As Kratos walks out of the bathhouse he must have walked for at least some time trying to find someone.

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Dwat was looking for someone to drink his tea with him, but since it burned like hellfire, no one wanted to drink it.

He then saw a strange, half naked, pale man with two sword thingies.

He ran up to the man.

"HELLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. WANT SOME TEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?"

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I fear the answers I seek, but to not know them, terrifies me even more.

As Kraots nearly falls off the cliff he was sitting on. "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!?!?! AND WHAT FLAVOR TEA!?!?!"

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i gots nada to talk about but since its my signature then i say HI